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These are a few Yo Momma jokes that me and Lillee came up with! =3 Enjoy!
Yo momma so fat, Choji looks like a parasite next to her!
yo mama so fat even neji can't see through her!
YO MOMMA SO FAT EVEN NARUTO DOESN'T BELIEVE IT!
Yo momma so fat she can fit Gaara's gourd in her nose!
yo mama so lazy she makes Shikamaru look active!
Yo momma so fat that Tsunade has to use her whole body instead of one finger to push herway! And it's STILL hard!
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE USES SASUKE'S FIRE BALL JUTSU AS A CIGARETTE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma so fat, she's 1000 times as big as Lee's eyebrows!
[Sasuke] yo mama so fat her shadow weighs a 100 pounds... You mama so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin!
[Itachi] no... my mama?
[Sasuke] your mama!
[Sasuke] If my dog were as dumb as your mama he'd walk backwards and wag his tail!
[Itachi] You must mean wag his head.
[Sasuke] Wag his head!
[Itachi] or did you mean shave his head and call it his butt!
[Itachi] yo mama so old that when i told her to act her own age, she died!
[Sasuke] O.O
[Sasuke] yo mama's blood type is ragu!
[Itachi] ... *beats the crap out of Sasuke*
[Sasuke]Yo mama so ugly they're moving halloween to her birthday!
[Itachi] Yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry
